Josef Kraz

The stellman who stole WG (Fan Fiction)

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Every Who lived down in Whoville. didn't like Stellman .. But he who lived just north of Whoville, Did NOT CARE! Stellman hated the  trolls, minges and epically the Irish and Scottish ! The whole server in fact! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that his heart was two sizes too small. Whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, He stood there on  the Reichstag roof, hating the trolls, minges and epically the Irish and Scottish, Staring down from his cave with a sour, stellmany frown, At the warm lighted windows below in their town. 

...Stellman comes up with an idea to steal Harlands wallet and the little kids of the server , and takes all the money  and props from their houses...

it was quarter past dawn... All the trolls and minges, still a-bed, All the trolls and minges, still a-snooze when he packed up his sled, Packed it up with their props and moneys! The teamspeak medals! The whitelists! The discord tags! And the RM! The cars! The MOI! Three thousand feet up! Up the side of mines road, He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!

"Pooh-pooh to the minges and trolls!" he was humming. "They're finding out now that Half life RP is not coming!" "They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!" "Their mouths will hang open a minute or two, Then the minges and trolls  down in Berlin will all cry Boo Hoo!" "That's a noise," grinned Stellman, "That I simply MUST hear!" So he paused. And the Stellman put his hand to his ear.

And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low. Then it started to grow. But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry! It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY! He stared down at Berlin! Stellman popped his eyes! Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise! Every troll and minge down in Berlin, the tall and the small, Was mass rdming! Without any weapons or props at all!

He HADN'T stopped WG at all from running! it was fine! Somehow or other, it came just the same! And Stellman, with his hairy-feet ice-cold in the snow, Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?" "It came with out ribbons! It came without tags!" "It came without packages, boxes or bags!

And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore. Then Stellman thought of something he hadn't before! "Maybe WG," he thought, "doesn't come from a store." "Maybe WG...perhaps...means a little bit more!"

And what happened then? Berlin they say, That Stellmans small heart grew three sizes that day! And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,

He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light, And he brought back the money! And the discord tags for the players! And he, HE HIMSELF! Stellman even minged himselff!

Current Ranks : Oberst Feldgendarmerie Nonce hunter



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Epic Stellman Fail @Henry Von Maxton


Current Ranks:

[NRP] Kompanie "Caesar" Leutnant

[NRP] Gaustabsamt STV. Hauptamtsleiter 

[NRP] Moderator + Deputy Discord Staff Manager

[NRPWehrmacht Generalstab Hauptmann ( Chef d. Heeresverwaltung )

[IRL] Grass Toucher


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